Dear Ed Financial,

If you weren't a Knoxville based business, I'd tell you to kiss my ass. We bit the bullet today and paid you 5k. Once my transfer goes through tomorrow I will be paying you a little bit more. And guess what? We only have to pay you 5k FIVE more times and then our love-hate relationship is through. We will then be debt free.
Sincerely,


P.S. We will not be using you to finance our child's education. We will be paying cash THANKYOUVERYMUCH.
P.P.S.